Holy Cow! Who knew that a thread on “Red Yeast Rice”(RYR) would end up being one of the most deeply philosophical threads ever. Ranging all the way from Paul Masson (my favorite drink in college) to Akira (Japanese Genius) to O. Henry to Blonder Witch and let’s throw in @AnUser new Avatar - Jim Carrey, just for fun.

****Some amazing shock revelations here…
Didn’t you realize when you showed up for your college protest marches, that your shiny black shoes gave you away?
I love astrology and tarot girls!
Me, too!
The process seems to be working for her. On the next slide of her TikTok, Nova posts a screenshot of her portfolio from the day, showing an almost $300 gain from trading Amazon shares. “21% return in 8 minutes by trusting my high self
,” she writes. In another video, she posts a screenshot of her monthly earnings of almost $6,000.
All professional gamblers know that if you walk in the Casino and there’s a hot girl at the craps table on a winning streak…bet with her!
Nova (blonderwitch) is one of many TikTokers to ascribe their financial success to their trust in the universe—touting techniques like using lunar cycles to buy Bitcoin, and astrology to make $440,000 in crypto trading. Nova shrugs at dissenters. Some people find success in looking at candlestick charts of the market. She can do the same looking at a deck of cards and planetary alignments.
“asking herself the question: “What’s best for you in your soul?”” @AnUser I’m looking at you.
Gen Z has fallen in love with investing. Driven by the fear of missing out and determination to escape the corporate rat race, over 70% of the generation owns stock.
Joyee Yang, 25, a financial influencer who has over $150,000 in assets and 131,000 followers on TikTok, told Fortune she turned to the stock market to become financially independent after getting kicked out of her parents’ house at 19, forcing her to move into an apartment with three roommates.
“I very quickly learned that, holy crap, I’m in this world alone, and I need to either make more money or make my money work for me,” she said.
“Gen Z is starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel,” Yang said. “They’re not entirely on their own, or they don’t have to work for every single dollar that they earn.”
J.P. Morgan famously said, “Millionaires don’t use astrology, billionaires do.” Even the American financier trusted the stars to guide his decisions: Rumor has it he canceled his scheduled trip on the Titanic last-minute because his astrologer warned against it.
“The psychology here is nothing new,” he said. “How it manifests itself is a little bit different due to technological change and things like that, but I don’t think that Gen Z deserves a particularly bad rap.”
It’s the new REVOLUTION! and @RapAdmin they might even accept you this time, shiny black shoes and all, just be sure to wear your amulet.
@Virilius forget it…even an amulet won’t help you…
But, the MOST shocking Revelation of all??? Pfizer’s favorite son - after being locked away - and undergoing extensive (cult) deprogramming, had this to say…
Oh, and I think all my future meditation and incense sessions will be based around this: