Probably true Chris… lol… but I can’t resist the current $5 meal deal at McDonald’s – you get double burger, chicken nuggets, medium fry and medium coke which you can refill 2 or 3 times if you are actually eating in the restaurant like I do! Oh you also probably getting a bit of coronary disease too. Tho Finasteride might reduce that in your blood. :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

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Somehow, deep inside, I know McDonalds is probably extending your life… that is how your luck goes :).

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It was funny, when I was dating my husband, to his chagrin, I was a vegetarian (now vegan) and didn’t eat at fast food restaurants with him. I would always go with him and keep him company. The last time he expressed his dismay that I didn’t eat fast food, I said point to the woman who eats here every day who you’d like to date….

Note, I said the ‘last time’ he expressed his dismay :slight_smile:

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right, because with the new “vaccines”, the unvaccinated can still infect the vaccinated,…

another of many reasons to stay pure blooded

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You claim to be “pure-blooded”, yet your blood is contaminated with microplastics, seed oils, fluoride and the microchips (((they))) put in our water supplies.

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no seed oils or fluoride here, and the igniton particle Faraday orb cube in my buttplug interferes with (((their))) signals.

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I’d give you 100 million dollars to not be in a room with 100 10 year olds.

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Why I’m not so much into cryogenics:

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Why every woman should delay menopause.

Hot flashes.

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Interesting trivia on traditions, health and hygiene. There is no way I would ever want to live in these times!

Between 1600 and 1700, when visiting the Palace of Versailles in Paris, you can note that, despite its magnificence, the palace had no bathrooms.

In the Middle Ages there were no toothbrushes, deodorants, perfumes and much less toilet paper. Human excrements were thrown directly out the windows of the building.

In modern depictions, we often see characters of the time fanning, but the reason was not the heat: a strong smell spread under the skirts of women, as there was no real intimate hygiene. Showers were rare due to the cold and the near-total absence of running water.

In the Middle Ages, most marriages took place in June, the beginning of summer. The reason? First bath of the year was taken in May, so in June the smell was still bearable. However, to conceal any bad odor, brides wore bouquets of flowers next to their bodies, hence the tradition of the bridal bouquet.

Baths were taken in a large tub filled with hot water. The head of the family had the privilege of diving first, followed by the other family members in age order. The newborns were the last ones, and the water was so dirty it could become lethal to them.

Those who could afford it used tin plates, but some foods, like tomato, rusted the material, causing fatal poisoning. For years, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Tin glasses were used to drink beer or whiskey, and combining alcoholic beverages with tin oxide could cause states of unconsciousness similar to narcolepsy. Anyone passing by could think that the individual was dead, and the body was carried and prepared for the funeral.

The deceased was placed at the kitchen table, where family and friends watched, ate and drank, waiting to see if he would wake up. Thus the tradition of the wake was born.

In England, due to the lack of space in cemeteries, graves were repurposed. The remains were removed and placed in ovaries. When opening old coffins, scratch marks were often found on the inside of the lid, indicating that the person had been buried alive.

From there came the idea of tying a rope to the deceased’s wrist, passing it through a hole in the lid to a bell placed on the outside of the tomb. One person stood guard for a few days and, if the “dead” woke up, he would move his arm and rang the bell.

“Saved by the Bell,” an expression we still use today, comes from this very practice.

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The thing with smells is that we can become accustomed to bad smells if we are exposed to them on a regular basis.

Speaking from experience from working in our family business as a teen.

My friends were disgusted by the smell of the offal from our slaughter house and I didn’t even notice it :slight_smile:

We had an old pickup I used to haul guts to the dump and it dripped… It was quite odorous… My future F-I-L would not let me park it in his driveway LoL!!

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This should really be in the reverse skin aging thread though…

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GENEVA, SWITZERLAND—World Health Organization officials expressed disappointment Monday at the group’s finding that, despite the enormous efforts of doctors, rescue workers and other medical professionals worldwide, the global death rate remains constant at 100 percent.

Death, a metabolic affliction causing total shutdown of all life functions, has long been considered humanity’s number one health concern. Responsible for 100 percent of all recorded fatalities worldwide, the condition has no cure.

“Those who suffer from death can be highly traumatized by it, often so severely that it kills them,” noted therapist Eli Wasserbaum said. “But it can also be very traumatic for the still-living who are left behind. The sudden cessation of metabolic activity characteristic of terminal cases of death often leaves the dead person in a position where they are unable to adequately provide for the emotional needs of their loved ones.”

In the most serious cases of death, Wasserbaum explained, the trauma inflicted upon these still-living victims of death may continue throughout their entire lives, until their own deaths. “Thus,” Wasserbaum said, “the ’vicious cycle’ of death trauma continues indefinitely.”

“Everybody talks about death,” Sen. Pete Domenici (R-NM) said, “but nobody seems to actually be doing anything about it. I propose we stop molly-coddling death, not to mention the multi-billion-dollar hospital, mortuary, funeral and burial industries that reap huge profits from it.”

Under Domenici’s new bill, all federal funds will be withheld from the medical industry until it “gets serious and starts cracking down on death.”

Consumer rights advocate and staunch anti-death activist Ralph Nader agreed with Domenici.

“Why should we continue to spend billions of dollars a year on a health care industry whose sole purpose is to prevent death, only to find, once again, that death awaits us all?” Nader said in an impassioned address to several suburban Californians. “That’s called a zero percent return on our investment, and that’s not fair. Its time the paying customer stood up to the HMOs and to the so-called ’medical health professionals’ and said: ’Enough is enough. I’m paying through the nose here, and I don’t want to die.’”

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Its a bit silly as it will always be the case that 100% of those people that die will be dead. Also some people will die each year

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It’s the Onion. It’s always silly. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I know, and it sort of half makes a valid point, but in the end 100% of the people who die will be dead.

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Not if you take your statins! Then you will be resurected and go to heaven, sitting to the right of him, the one, @AnUser

As Ted Nugent says…

Yeah, sometimes you gonna get higher
And sometimes you gotta start low
Some people think they gonna die someday
I got news, you never got to go

Onward to an Infinite Healthspan!!

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